craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

posted May 05, 2013 with 72762 notes (orig)

northlaner:

All this stuff is just sitting in my closet so I decided to just give it all away. It’s not like I am wearing any of it. I you want to see a better picture or ask a question feel free to. I am going to keep this post short and sweet.

You do not have to follow me, but it would be nice if you did.

The shirts range from medium to large in adult sizes. The shirts and bracelets on average have only been worn one time each.

Rules:

  1. Reblogs and likes both count as entries
  2. Reblog as much as you want.
  3. I will choose June 3, 2013.
  4. I ship worldwide.

posted May 05, 2013 with 155020 notes (orig)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

posted May 05, 2013 with 91162 notes (orig)

amyeatfeast:

plasticsmooth:

Spaz hand

Woah

posted May 05, 2013 with 7853 notes (orig)

jeanpaul-sophie-ranier:

miakosamuio:

I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.

Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!

it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe

he’s not even using magic or anything

posted May 05, 2013 with 34312 notes (orig)
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earthandanimals:

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

I want to hug them all.

posted May 05, 2013 with 96712 notes (orig)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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Welcome to Fight Club.

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anoxias:

hippist:

claustrophobically:

dancinginblood-andscars:

sexhilaration:

young leo is so fucking hot

Dem eyes though

id tap

fuccccccccccck me

Omg

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